It's really effin' cold.

You can't trust any banks with your money. Where should you put it? We've got just the cavity. @AstroTheatre

1 out of every 10 chairs is gay. So please, be respectful.

Astronaut Theatre is a sketch comedy group I am involved in. Our group is made up of 8 members who all produce, write and perform. In addition to our digital content, we perform hour long live shows in Chicago and New York regularly. We have been featured several times by HelloGiggles.com and FunnyorDie.com.